“That would be cool if you could 

eat a good food with a bad food 

and the good food 

would cover for the bad food 

when it got to your stomach. 

Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring 

and they would travel down to your stomach, 

then they would get there, 

and the carrot would say, 

"It's cool, he's with me.”

~Mitch Hedberg