A bunch of us were watching a Christmas movie together. The scene unfolds as an 8 year old boy is getting ready for the day in his father's bathroom. He splashes aftershave on his face and screams as it hits his tender skin, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!".
Ben: What's wrong with him???
JB: You wouldn't know about those things yet, Ben.
Peals of laughter erupt from all over the room!!
Score for JB!!!!!!