A bunch of us were watching a Christmas movie together.  The scene unfolds as an 8 year old boy is getting ready for the day in his father's bathroom.  He splashes aftershave on his face and screams as it hits his tender skin, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!".

Ben:  What's wrong with him???

JB:  You wouldn't know about those things yet, Ben.

Peals of laughter erupt from all over the room!!

Score for JB!!!!!!