I have a hammer! 

I can put things together! 

I can knock things apart!

I can alter my environment at will 

and make an incredible din all the while! 

Ah, it's great to be a male!

 ~Calvin and Hobbes

Life is not a journey to the grave 

with the intention of arriving safely 

in a pretty and well preserved body, 

but rather to skid in broadside, 

thoroughly used up, 

totally worn out, 

and loudly proclaiming, 

"WOW – What a Ride!"